Here we see a mother Ambiwifi Shamanus. These rare and beautiful creatures are couch dwelling cake-o-vores. They are semi-nocturnal, frequently engaging in what amounts to verbal earlobe-ectomies with their mates. While normally relatively harmless (though not docile), they can be quite dangerous if interupted during their frequent FaceBook updates. Checking their FaceBook status, for this species, is very analogous to the social value dogs get from sniffing one anothers' butt or smelling a well marked fire hydrant. It lets them know who's been there and how they're all doing.
When observing a prime specimen such as this one, it is imperative that you keep your note taking out of kpoj'jpomdjm ...... ouch!
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